fine whine

So we were up later than usual this evening, and things were already getting silly when Jessica found the following thread on the nest.

Before I continue, I think should warn you, the reader, that what follows below could be considered of an adult nature (yet it is totally immature) and I cannot in good conscience recommend that you read it. Feel free to scroll past all of this, and continue reading the more highbrow stuff I've written.

If you're still reading, that thread began with '410bride' writing:

Admittedly I have only played this drunk, but basically you take any movie title and substitute "vagina" for one of the words. Sometimes we end up cracking ourselves up, but like I said, usually alcohol is involved.

and then a list of many a clever title, including Three men and a vagina, My best friend's vagina, and The hunt for Red Vagina.

For a good ten minutes Jessica and I drew upon our reserves of silliness and my large movie collection* and came up with many a funny title. Then she went to bed and I thought the whole thing was over, but my brain kept coming up with more titles. Here follows a list of many of them, in the hopes that they stop bouncing around my head.

• Rosemary's vagina, or better yet, Joe Gould's vagina**
• Dirty rotten vaginas
• The discreet charm of the vagina
• Big deal on Vagina Street
• Vaginas in the mist
• Vagina on the moon
• A vagina in the sun or A place in the vagina
• Vaginabusters
• Wag the vagina
• All the president's vagina
• Two by Michael Douglas: Romancing the vagina and The perfect vagina
• The vaginas down under
• Some like vagina hot
• Vagina on the river Kwai
• Deep blue vagina
• Close encounters of the vagina kind
• Big trouble in little vagina
• Attack of the 50-foot vagina
• The incredible shrinking vagina
• Three by Pacino: Scent of a vagina, And vagina for all and Dog vagina afternoon
• The secret lives of vaginas
• The Spanish vagina or The vagina prisoner
• Vagina of the living dead
• Vaginas from a mall or Scenes from a vagina
• Clash of the vaginas or Vagina of the titans
• A boy and his vagina, or maybe Johnny got his vagina
• A fistful of vaginas
• The cook, the thief, his wife & her vagina
• The vagina that wouldn't die
• Vagina without a face or Fiend without a vagina
• The incredible 2-headed vagina
• The big red vagina
• In the heat of the vagina and its sequel, They call me Mister Vagina
• Joe versus the vagina

Having typed those up I'm certain still others will come to me, so mayble I'll add more in the comments. Feel free to join in, though bear in mind it's rather addictive.

* Which contains Snatch and The Abyss, among others.

** My favorite, I think.