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What is it that would possess somebody to search for "teddy ruxpin ate my balls"? All that foo ate my balls stuff I thought was so seven years ago. Teddy Ruxpin, though? That one I don't remember. Perhaps we are witnessing the birth of a new meme, the likes of which we have not seen since Andre the Giant had a posse. Anyway, somebody found me that way, even though I'm not quite the top result for that (thankfully, though this post will likely bump me up a bit).
I do top the list for "monkeybars poem", which is something of an honor, I suppose. Looking through my server logs does funny things to me. It makes me laugh when people come across my stuff through the oddest of search terms, and it makes me wonder when I see the same website exploits attempted over and over (of course to no avail). I feel a sense of duty to add more information when I see people arriving for information about ketchup, or the difference between the edited and unedited Requiem for a dream DVDs, but before I can do anything about it I've already moved on. After all, I've got my Microwave caramel biscuit ring recipe online, for the five people a month that seem to search for one. Isn't that enough?