fine whine

I am of course a married man (and will tack 'happily' back onto that as soon as Jessica finishes her thesis) so when inspiration struck with a short list of utterly original pick-up lines, I had little recourse but to put them here for everybody's benefit. I'd come up with a nifty name for them like "off the wall flower" but I'm not creative like that.

• Mmmm... do I smell... maple?
• Were you aware that it is perfectly legal to steal home plate?
• You sure look like someone with only positive eBay feedback.
• Do you have a more than passing interest in the recent peace accords, like I do?
• I bet you know at least one Sagittarius, don't you?
• Ever notice that a lot of orange things are round?
• I like your pants. What do you think of mine?
• I'd like to write a haiku about you. Can you count?
• D'ja know what to do with leftover Altoids tins?

Guaranteed babes on every arm. And when I say "guaranteed", I mean, "you're really on your own here".
I'd like to point one thing out: if there is any innuendo in the above lines, I didn't put it there.