Here, for your enjoyment, are the lyrics for my first ever country song.
"Next time you leave me"
First time that you left me darndest thing I'ver saw when you came back with my mother-in-law You brought back my old pickup with my dog in the bed gave me my rifle pointed square at my head You came crawling back like I knew you would but next time you leave me I'm leaving you for good You said I was drinking at the bar way too late yelled, 'honey it's over!' but you were back by eight When I go out hunting and bring back a deer I have to wonder if you'll still be here You'll come crawling back sure as I'd bet money but next time you leave me I'm leaving you, honey We never go dancing it gets me down when I want romancing you're clear across town I get fed up with you since you're never here on your way back, woman please get me some beer But it doesn't matter last time was the worst Next time that you leave me I'm gonna le-eave you first.
Thank you very much
